Of all the changes Holly wants to implement in my life, the one that gets the most attention is my lack of healthy eating habits. She thinks pancakes should be topped with fruit; I think syrup and chocolate and whipped cream and powdered sugar should be heaped on each individual pancake instead of the plate as a whole. She thinks oatmeal should be natural; I think it should be "natural". She thinks I should eat enough; I think I should eat too much.
So, in the interest of appeasing her, I have started a new project. I have decided to call it "An Apple a Day". I have in my possession the following apples: Braeburn, Fuji, Jonagold, Kiku, and Mcintosh. I'm going to eat one a day, and figure out which apples I like.
Then Holly can choose another fault to change.
I'm thinking my hair.
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